"I'm going to laugh and jeer and wiggle my ears at your death throes. ...You can OD on religion or dope or war or toadburgers, for all I care. I'm over here, watching you, and giggling, and saying, `This is what tomorrow looks like, dummy.' "And if you hear me sobbing once in a while, it's only because you've killed me, too, you fuckers." --Harlan Ellison "The sunlights differ, but there is only one darkness." --Ursula K. LeGuin "NASA is to spaceflight as government is to freedom" --Henry Spencer "Truth : the most deadly weapon ever discovered by humanity. Capable of destroying entire perceptual sets, cultures, and realities. Outlawed by all governments everywhere. Possession is normally punishable by death." -- ucbvax!avsd.UUCP!childers@tycho "A tranquil city with good laws, fine architecture, and clean streets is like a classroom of obedient dullards, or a field of gelded bulls - whereas a city of anarchy is a city of promise." --Mark Helprin "I've been called an evil genius by cities of assholes... but I know who these people are! And they're on my list!" -- R. Crumb "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." -- Hunter S. Thompson G: "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?" EB: "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area." "Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." -- John F. Kennedy Greater Poop: Is Eris true? Malaclypse the Younger: Everything is true. GP: Even false things? Mal-2: Even false things are true. GP: How can that be? Mal-2: I don't know man, I didn't do it. --from the Principia Discordia "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you" --folk wisdom "Careful with that VAX, Eugene"