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It has been pointed out to me that my religion has no absolutes. I found this disturbing, since the "everything is permissible" gig is already spoken for, so I decided to clarify what it is we do.
In a universe of inexorable forces tending towards the infinite randomness of the Heat Death, life is precious for its ability to resist those forces creatively ----
Life has an annoying tendency to resist entropy even unto its own destruction ----
A planet is large enough to shelter both the urbanite and the woodman, the bureaucrat and the dreamer, but not the explorer ----
as a nexus, a gathering of world lines, applying the forces and lore of chaos to the greater good of that which we find precious.
according to the principles of Discordia, and recognize Eris Goddess of Chaos as the personified force behind all this entropy-maximization.
ideas shamelessly, and have probably dedicated ourselves to the Sacred Chao, and revere the Keepers thereof somewhat.
to provide balance, order when necessary, disorder when the whim takes us.
the Deemax, adding this name to our Holy Names, after the example of our brother San Guillermo Deemax, upon initiation into SLEM.
to keep joy alive in ourselves and our surroundings, and die trying.